So, if you follow my tweets you'll know I've been having some....connectivity issues.
Such is the life when you steal internet from your neighbors.
I'll be back shortly...I'll be paying for it then.
Damn.
8.26.2009
8.17.2009
Everlasting Love
On Saturday I got to spend an hour or so chatting with one of my favorite peeps. We took a drive, giggled, you know....girl stuff.
One problem. We were trapped in my car for that hour or so. Stuck in what will now be referred to as, "Hell On Earth" (the artist formerly known as Air & Water Show traffic).
Oh yeah, and the A/C died on us about 30 minutes into that ride. Needless to say, we were, uh...moist (and not in a good way) when we finally arrived at our first destination. Except we had to then take a harrowing, life flashing before our eyes cab ride to go and meet the star of the evening, THE BACHELORETTE.
Despite some schwetty boobs and slightly limp hair, the evening was a rollicking success. Riiiight up until I almost got into a fight with a dude in a bar.
You see, at the "dancing portion of the evening" we met a few gentlemen. These gentlemen happened to be Pens fans. Despite our initial comradery over the MASTERY of the Red Wings, it all went sour (as all my relationships inevitably do).
And I quote,
"Hey! You're a Blackhawks fan?"
"Uh, yeah. That's putting it mildly".
"Heh...you owe me 20 cents".
"WHAAAATTTT?" (it was loud)
"You owe me 20 cents. You know, like Patrick Kane!!!"
*cue record screeching in my head*
Ahem. I shant speak of him again. He is dead to me.
One last tidbit:
It turns out I am yearning for some sort of human contact. What else can explain the fact that sometime around 4 am, THE BACHELORETTE woke up to find us holding hands? Trust me boys...it's way more adorable little girl than hot lesbian action.
I think this is wonderfully indicative of our friendship. I think it's one of the cutest things I've ever heard.
And to my lovely friend THE BACHELORETTE:
Congrats on everything! Could not happen to a more fantastic girl and a more wonderful couple.
(and don't forget to watch out for fuzzy navels)
I luuuurve you.
One problem. We were trapped in my car for that hour or so. Stuck in what will now be referred to as, "Hell On Earth" (the artist formerly known as Air & Water Show traffic).
Oh yeah, and the A/C died on us about 30 minutes into that ride. Needless to say, we were, uh...moist (and not in a good way) when we finally arrived at our first destination. Except we had to then take a harrowing, life flashing before our eyes cab ride to go and meet the star of the evening, THE BACHELORETTE.
Despite some schwetty boobs and slightly limp hair, the evening was a rollicking success. Riiiight up until I almost got into a fight with a dude in a bar.
You see, at the "dancing portion of the evening" we met a few gentlemen. These gentlemen happened to be Pens fans. Despite our initial comradery over the MASTERY of the Red Wings, it all went sour (as all my relationships inevitably do).
And I quote,
"Hey! You're a Blackhawks fan?"
"Uh, yeah. That's putting it mildly".
"Heh...you owe me 20 cents".
"WHAAAATTTT?" (it was loud)
"You owe me 20 cents. You know, like Patrick Kane!!!"
*cue record screeching in my head*
Ahem. I shant speak of him again. He is dead to me.
One last tidbit:
It turns out I am yearning for some sort of human contact. What else can explain the fact that sometime around 4 am, THE BACHELORETTE woke up to find us holding hands? Trust me boys...it's way more adorable little girl than hot lesbian action.
I think this is wonderfully indicative of our friendship. I think it's one of the cutest things I've ever heard.
And to my lovely friend THE BACHELORETTE:
Congrats on everything! Could not happen to a more fantastic girl and a more wonderful couple.
(and don't forget to watch out for fuzzy navels)
I luuuurve you.
8.16.2009
Meesa Sleepy...
Hello Chickens!
Is everyone else sick of teh seeeex post yet? I know I am.
I'm resting after a whirlwind weekend. I'll put something together as soon as I wake up from this nap..zzzzzzz.....
But a little teaser:
It involved many schwetty situations. Rawr.
(Mrow? That's for you and you know who you are)
Is everyone else sick of teh seeeex post yet? I know I am.
I'm resting after a whirlwind weekend. I'll put something together as soon as I wake up from this nap..zzzzzzz.....
But a little teaser:
It involved many schwetty situations. Rawr.
(Mrow? That's for you and you know who you are)
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