3.26.2009

I don't even know where to begin

Hello Again!

It's been a while. To be honest, I am LACKING in the witty, poignant or topical posts. So, I thought I would take a page from Namby Pamby's playbook. I have been trying to get my 2007 W-2 stub back from this woman for a few weeks now, and last week I finally lost it. This is the correspondence we have been having.

And now, without further ado, I give you the most asinine email exchange EVER!!! (Well, maybe not ever, but in the Top 10 at least)

Please to read:

From: Dysfunction Junction
To: Mortgage Heifer
Sent: Thu Mar 19 21:25:21 2009

Subject: 2007 W-2
Mortgage Heifer,

I just looked at my 2007 tax return that was mailed back to me. My W-2 from Big Parent Company for 2007 appears to be missing. I need this for my accountant. Please let me know as soon as possible when you locate it.
Dysfunction Junction

From: Mortgage Heifer
Subject: Re: 2007 W-2

To: Dysfunction Junction
Date: Thursday, March 19, 2009, 11:24 PM
I will check DJ.

From: Dysfunction Junction
Sent: Monday, March 23, 2009 11:07 AM

To: Mortgage Heifer
Subject: Re: 2007 W-2
Hi MH,
Were you able to locate the 2007 W-2 stub from Big Parent Company?
Thanks, D-Jizzle

From: Mortgage Heifer

Subject: RE: 2007 W-2
To: Dysfunction Junction
Date: Monday, March 23, 2009, 1:30 PM
yes, where should I fax it to?

From: Dysfunction Junction
Subject: RE: 2007 W-2
To: Mortgage Heifer
Date: Monday, March 23, 2009, 3:12 PM

Could you just put it on “friend who works with you” desk? I have a meeting with her tomorrow so she can just bring it to me.
Thanks,
Dysfunction Junction

AFTER SHE DID NOT GIVE IT TO MY FRIEND TO BRING TO ME FOR A REASON THAT IS UNKNOWN BY EVERYONE ON EARTH!

From: Dysfunction Junction

To: Mortgage Heifer
Sent: Wed Mar 25 09:10:32 2009

Subject: RE: 2007 W-2
MH,

Were you not able to locate the original W-2? It's very important that I get this information to my accountant and I would really like the have the original in my possession.
Thanks!
DJ

From: Mortgage Heifer

Subject: Re: 2007 W-2
To: Dysfunction Junction 12:06 PM
Can I fax it to you?

From: Dysfunction Junction

To: Mortgage Heifer
Sent: Wed Mar 25 11:21:27 2009
Subject: Re: 2007 W-2
I can pick it up...to specify, do you have the original? I do not want a faxed copy; I would like the original for my personal records.

Thanks,
DJ


From: Mortgage Heifer
Subject: Re: 2007 W-2
To: Dysfunction Junction
Date: Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 12:49 PM
I am not in the office today and can messenger it to you tomorrow or fax you a copy I have on me.

From: Dysfunction Junction
Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:42 PM

To: Mortgage Heifer
Subject: Re: 2007 W-2

I will pick it up tomorrow, there's no need to messenger it.I will be by between 4:30 & 4:45. If there is a front desk/receptionist area you can just put it in an envelope if you're unavailable.

From: Mortgage Heifer
Subject: RE: 2007 W-2

To: Dysfunction Junction
Date: Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 1:44 PM

Yes, will leave with receptionist.

No...no really. No need to thank me for the lost IQ points you now all have. Gifts of scotch are thanks enough. Oy vey.

5 comments:

Daisy Duke said...

Once you are stupid you are stupid for a really long time.

Poor MH. Doomed to a life of stupidity.

Jamie said...

here's hoping your weekend makes up for the hassle.

The Enabler said...

I can fax you some Scotch if you'd like...

Dysfunction Junction said...

Right? Cause a fax is just like Wonka Vision.

Anonymous said...

Um...no offense, but why did you give this company/persion (?) your original/only copy?