You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.

Ok...actually, you should go to my new heezy.

But I wanted to use this line from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

So! Today is the big day. Moving Day!

I may tinker around with the appearance depending on my whims. But take a look around, make yourselves comfortable, let me know if there's anything you want to see (perhaps you would like more adorable baby photos of me?).

I know, I know...just give you the new site already!

Without further ado (and update your readers!)



Time may change me...

Well here it is...the big announcement.

I am moving.

HA! Scared ya didn't I? No....just to a new blog.

That's right! I finally got my own digs.

I'm just cleaning up a few more things there, so I'll be back with the new address shortly.

Just get ready to change those readers...wouldn't want you to miss a single minute of the hilarity.


Feliz Aniversario Fucker!

Well that's an awfully strong title isn't it?

You know what? It's totally suitable. As The Moms just reminded me (which she didn't need to, I haven't forgotten) this is the one year anniversary of Wallace. If you would like to read a little background, you can go here or here. I don't talk much about him because I don't like being the "sick" girl.

One year ago, I was scared shitless. One year ago I sat on my floor and sobbed.

One year ago, I knew that it wasn't serious, but I didn't know WHAT HE WAS.

I knew my life had changed forever. Thanks to that little fucker, I can't leave a job I don't like. Because I can't get insurance otherwise. Thanks to him, I've got a pre-existing condition.

I wish I could say "thanks to him, I embrace my life and am thankful, blah blah..." To be honest, if he disappeared tomorrow, I wouldn't think twice about him.

I'd live my life exactly the same way.

(If you'd like to see photos of the little jackass, let me know....there are certain people who are very important to me who don't want to hear or see anything about him)