A Quick Chuckle...

The Moms and I have an interesting dynamic. Mostly because we are so similar, I find that occasionally she can drive me crazy.

But sometimes, she can be wonderfully....well, wonderful

I'm pleased to present the latest episode of "Why The Moms Rocks"

While discussing the current legalization efforts on behalf of marijuana:

"So, I know you're gonna bite my head off, but they're saying that marijuana is more effective than Ambien & your anxiety meds"

"Ummmm...Mom? How do I put this delicately? Pot tastes gross and makes you smell funny. Also, I gain weight...."

"Because of the munchies?"

"Um, yes."

"Oh, well if you don't like the taste hun, you can always bake it in brownies."

And that, ladies & gentlemen is how my mother tried to turn me into a pothead.

What? No...I just have something in my eye...

Sooooo....

I promise I'll be back with some actual substance soon (or at least a story of me embarrassing the hell out of myself).

But in the meantime, wanna read something that just made me tear up a little?

But of course you do.

#pbandtuna was so epic it's now in Webster's Dictionary under epic

Wheeeeew. Well that was one helluva weekend.

I'm not the only one who attended #pbandtuna and is writing about it. G'head...check out the guest list

My weekend had a slightly different ulterior motive though. There was a journey at the beginning, which now looks as though it will be the beginning of a whole new journey. And I'm excited, nervous and scared all rolled into one.

Saturday was one of the most awesome and most shittastic days I've ever had. I got to lemur hang off mah laday Alice and we all know how happy that makes me.

I got to meet and subsequently make a new laday friend in Marie....and now I don't know how I got along without her.

And what of 12minds you ask? Well, he paid for my chili cheese fries and as many of you know, fake cheese is the way to my heart.

We all went to The Wedding together and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD was it awesome.

Riiiiiight up until it was time to leave. Then it turned so shitty, so fast. I don't really want to talk about it more, let's just say my driver's license, credit card, ATM card, health insurance card, Blackberry Bold, Canon Elph, Kiehl's lip balm and Tarte Danny & Sandy lip gloss (along with some of miz alice's possessions) have been.....ahem...."donated" to the universe.

Hey purse thieves. I'm on a first name basis with Karma, and yes she is a beeeeyotch and she will be coming for you.

Ahhhh....I feel much better now.

I love my D.C. peoples more than I can say here and I'm so looking forward to pbandtuna 2010 and I'm sure I'll see ya'll before then!

Congrats again to the Newlyweds!!!!

My oh my!

So, I've got tales from the South and some other things floating around in the noggin.

I promise to write again when I can feel my face.

Damn you Wallace, it's all your fault.

Welcome Wagon

So, um yeah....I've been cheating on you.

That's right...I've blogged elsewhere. I suppose it doesn't count as cheating if I asked you for advice about it beforehand, huh?

At any rate, here's where I am, come on over & say hello!