Scenes from a cubby

I think I've decided to alternate serious posts with funny ones. Let's see how it goes.

I've discussed the new soulmates before, but since it's likely I'll discuss them again, let me provide you with handy dandy nicknames:

How's about Sheezy & Neezy?

So, let me set the scene for you. I was speaking to Neezy on the phone (as I frequently am...any minute now: firing). Neezy is one of the funniest people I know. So, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to share some of our convo.

This is Neezy relating a conversation she had with her dentist's office:

"So, Neezy, what are we doing tomorrow at your appointment?"

"First of all, who is this? Oh, hi. I'm thinking I'm gonna go get really loaded before my appointment so when he puts his hand in my mouth, I barf."

Discussing with me why my life/job/existence is soooooo hard:

"It's because God hates you. Something about you killing his son?"

Great googly mooogly, I love this woman.

*and scene*


Daisy, Just Daisy said...

Giggle giggle.

Alice said...

*i* love that you used "great googly moogly" in a sentence.

Sizzle said...

The barfing comment is hilarious. I find barf funny. Except when it's me barfing.

Dysfunction Junction: said...

I'm so glad you girls thought it was as funny as I do. I was worried something might get lost in translation.